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A Byker Diet, By George McLanders of Byker

from Chip Butty, and Other Crap Poems Recited Over Sad Piano Music by KrisWhoMakesMusic

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With McDonalds hamburgers and chips now off the menu,
The fish shop now is their new venue,
The pigeons now have a change of diet,
Fish and chips left overs appears to keep them quiet,
Fast food is without doubt an unhealthy diet*,
Mothers' easy way out and stops the children running riot.

In my day a free school dinner was my meal of the day†,
Yes nourishing and fulfilling I have to say,,
We were more thankful four our free dinner,
Back in those days it truly was a winner,
In my childhood days our society were mostly lean,
Of a balanced diet we could only dream

*Yes, yes George McLanders DID just rhyme diet, quiet and diet again... wait til the next line...

†Yes, yes George McLanders DID just do a middle of the line rhyme, and rhymed "day" with "day". Such vision(!)

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from Chip Butty, and Other Crap Poems Recited Over Sad Piano Music, released April 20, 2020
Words by George McLanders of Byker (one presumes, given the title of the poem))

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