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Face Nappy, by Keith J Furnival, of Wirksworth

from Chip Butty, and Other Crap Poems Recited Over Sad Piano Music by KrisWhoMakesMusic

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A special request from Angry People In Local Newspapers after they found my early days Lockdown Project:

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Dirty mucky face nappy,
spreading its [sic] germs
on to you and me.
Dirty mucky face nappy,
doing more harm
than we can see.

The scientists said No, No, No,
Boris once said the same.
Seems like the world we knew
has gone madly insane.

Dirty mucky face nappy,
wear it on the transport
and wear it in the shop.
Dirty mucky face nappy,
was that a grunt or snort
suck another cough drop.

I hear those shouts of dismay,
it's all for our own good
We must and will obey,
without question we should.

Dirty mucky face nappy,
wear one if you're happy.
But please d o not ask me,
I just want to stay free.

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from Chip Butty, and Other Crap Poems Recited Over Sad Piano Music, released April 20, 2020
Words by some angry old boy from Wirksworth, who would rather submit this word diarrhea to his local paper than wear a fucking mask. GET YOUR PRIORITIES SORTED OUT KEITH! I bet you're one of those tools who abuses the sunflower lanyard scheme, too, and if you do wear a mask, I bet you wear it below not only your nose, but your top lip.

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