On Line, by Susan Booth of Kilburn

from Chip Butty, and Other Crap Poems Recited Over Sad Piano Music by KrisWhoMakesMusic

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One Of The Lucky
I Guess To Find
A Delivery Slot
On-Line
Order Quickly
It Will Be Fine
A Tub OF Butter
Dare I Ask
For A Bottle Of Wine?
Not Essential...
Depending On Your Mind
Dog Biscuits, Cat Food
Not Much Variety
For One's Daily Mood
No Beans Rice Or Pasta
To Dine
But Arrived On Time
Not Bad
We Have Milk, Bread
At Least Some Food
Fill In Satisfaction Survey
Shall We Tick Nine?
I Suppose
To Reveal Clues
Next One... Toiletries
All Seem To Have Disappeared
No Hand-Wash Soap, Shampoo
Not Even Bleach
Or Rolls For The Loo
Sanitary Protection
We Shouldn't Mention
Just One Small Toothpaste
Will Have To Do
Box Arrives...
Hygienics Torn Open
Don't Worry
I Haven't Named You
But Still No Excuse
These Are Our Essentials
Personal Items Escaping
Thankfully Not All Missing
I Know We Shouldn't Complain
In Covid-19 Such A Weird Day
And Age.*

*Uh huh, she really did Capitalise Each And Every Word Like A Serial Killer Writing In Their Diary.

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from Chip Butty, and Other Crap Poems Recited Over Sad Piano Music, released April 20, 2020
Words by Susan Booth, who was clearly so incensed about her online shop she chose to send this passive aggressive collection of words vaguely presented in the format of poetry to the press to publish. This is what Twitter is for Susan, if there's an issue let them know directly, rather than this bullshittery!!

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